I Didn't `Kneed' this ...
So. Three weeks ago today I woke up in a hospital room. Consciousness came slow. As I looked at the wall I saw an erase board with various things written on it. I focused on a word that stopped me cold: HEAVEN. In a bright blue.
So, it came to me.
- Am I dead?
- I’m in HEAVEN with needles in me, wires with patches on my chest, a long tube stuck up one of my favorite parts?’
A young red headed nurse starts asking me questions. I look at her and ask: "Is THIS PLACE heaven?"
She responds: “No. I’m your nurse. And my name is ‘Heaven.’
I couldn’t do it. I called her ‘Red’
for the duration.